What's poppin? I'm chillin waiting on a good time. You should take the time and get to know me, I'm
funny as sh't - so everybody tells me.. That doesn't mean when you talk to me - you start the conversation
with "ok make me laugh" it doesn't work that way.
The more I get to know you the funny I'm going get..
I like laughing and love making others laugh. I know, I know, I'm blessed - to be as old as I
am, but still got it going on - it's in the genes - my family just don't age like regular peeps.
have been told, or maybe lied to, that I look as young as 35. That's a bit much don't you think?
Even though most of the woman that hit on me are anywhere between 34-55.
I like sexy women physically
and mentally, and they can be sexy thick, most of the young girls got the physical, but mentally they
are not quite ripe yet.
Woman my age has the mental, but physically I'm not that attracted too. There
are a few woman my age that excite me, but can't get a chat session going. I guess they're in high
demand since it's more hard-up dudes on this site than women.
I'm just checking you guys out, I don't
anticipate anything - if you just want to chat that's cool, if you want me to make you wet, I can do
Tell me what you like, and I will try my hardest (excuse the pun) to get it for you.
One thing I don't do is let people live in my head rent-free - you got to pay rent to live up there.
Don't drink, don't drug, believe in being healthy.
When I go to the doctor, he just say Wow...lol
I crack me up.. Let me ask a question that has been on my mind for some time - hope somebody can
If a big breasted woman can work at Hooters, shouldn't a one-legged woman be able to work
at IHOP? A cop tells a hooker she can't be selling sex. She says I'm not, I'm selling condoms
with free pussy samples.
. There is Hot-sex, Fast-sex, Leather-sex, Telephone-sex, and for people
with your face - NO SEX. LOL I crack me up...What about it... BTW: My birth date is the day my
life started - 22yrs sober - means nothing to you - it's my life.